Walleo is bitter about his poor treatment as a child. Consequently, Walleo doesn't like much of anything. That could explain why he's such a jerk to everyone. The only things Walleo likes are garlic, the Order of Weegee, and money. Lots of it.
Walleo's hatred of Waweegee came to a climax when Your Mom gave the entire family's stock of garlic to Waweegee. Garlic was Walleo's one escape from his cruel life of inferiority, so this hit him hard. Really hard. Walleo was so hurt that he moved out of Your Mom's house on Saturday; soon after, Walleo discovered the Order of Weegee. Since discovering the Order of Weegee, , as though that huge void in his soul has finally been filled...Wait, that sounds too sappy. Oh well, let's just say Walleo's having the time of his life.
Walleo created in his spare time, as a way to Troll n00bs and to make fun of stupid people who believe anything he writes.