Sesame Street is a show for young children, airing on local PBS affiliates. Sesame Street stars furry puppets known as Monsters, as well as people who clearly have no life whatsoever. It is a mystery as to why the Monsters didn't just eat the people. Whatever.
- Elmo - A stupid red puppet who somehow became the star of the show; has his own terrible segment known as Elmo's World
- Big Bird - Acts like a five-year old, because he is a five-year old; best friends with the
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- Cookie Monster - HE LIKE COOKIE, HE WISH HE COULD HAVE COOKIE EVERYDAY, AND OMNOMNOMOMNOM
- Grover - The secret identity of Super Grover, and one of Crengalon's many enemies